Yartpaktag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, all-knowing whale.

Yartpaktag created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartpaktag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yartpaktag, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yartpaktag's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yartpaktag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about asteroids.