Yakhatjon is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, contented swan.

Yakhatjon created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakhatjon, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yakhatjon, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Yakhatjon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yakhatjon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine foxes approach from the east.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.