Dodvolnar is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, generous finch.

Dodvolnar created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodvolnar, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dodvolnar, she will turn you into a slug.

Dodvolnar's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dodvolnar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three iron sculptures of Dodvolnar on top of important buildings.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hide if six sheep approach from the south.