Bidragvig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, all-powerful squirrel.

Bidragvig created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bidragvig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bidragvig, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bidragvig's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bidragvig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not kill mice.