Ciblibdub is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, able porpoise.

Ciblibdub created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciblibdub, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ciblibdub, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Ciblibdub's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Ciblibdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ciblibdub's priests.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Put Ciblibdub first in all things.