Bassyogtit is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, unsympathetic dove.

Bassyogtit created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Bassyogtit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bassyogtit, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bassyogtit's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bassyogtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about comets.