Bogvigneghombellsabfly is a god.
He takes the form of a slender, intelligent newt.
Bogvigneghombellsabfly created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Bogvigneghombellsabfly, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in Bogvigneghombellsabfly, he will ignore you.
Bogvigneghombellsabfly's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Bogvigneghombellsabfly's Holy Commandments
1. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Pray towards the north.
3. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.
4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
5. Always take life seriously.