Pogsantam Tindagwodsug is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud fairy.

Pogsantam Tindagwodsug created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogsantam Tindagwodsug, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pogsantam Tindagwodsug, she will turn you into a hamster.

Pogsantam Tindagwodsug's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Pogsantam Tindagwodsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Pogsantam Tindagwodsug loves ants, so they must be honoured.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Pogsantam Tindagwodsug.

5. Never wear shoes.