Lopvanbog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, wise chinchilla.

Lopvanbog created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopvanbog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lopvanbog, she will not care at all.

Lopvanbog's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Lopvanbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect nine tin sculptures of Lopvanbog on top of important buildings.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.