Honganmab is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, confident octopus.

Honganmab created time and space four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honganmab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Honganmab, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Honganmab's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Honganmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not make images of living things.