Quafkarfad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent dragon.

Quafkarfad created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafkarfad, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quafkarfad, it will turn you into a worm.

Quafkarfad's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Quafkarfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never talk about squirrels.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never look at moons.