Vogvigdobbasswan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, competent dragon.

Vogvigdobbasswan created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vogvigdobbasswan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vogvigdobbasswan, it will try to impress you with trees.

Vogvigdobbasswan's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Vogvigdobbasswan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back white.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vogvigdobbasswan.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Always look after injured turtles.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.