Logstragquim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unjust snake.

Logstragquim created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Logstragquim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Logstragquim, he will turn you into a hamster.

Logstragquim's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Logstragquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never write about galaxies.