Besscathon is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, egotistical whale.

Besscathon created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Besscathon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Besscathon, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Besscathon's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Besscathon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always treat snakes with great respect.