Botnegcadzandav is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, ruthless chicken.

Botnegcadzandav created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Botnegcadzandav, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Botnegcadzandav, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Botnegcadzandav's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Botnegcadzandav's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always obey Botnegcadzandav's priests.
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