Dadsisbam is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fussy coyote.

Dadsisbam created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadsisbam, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dadsisbam, she will ignore you.

Dadsisbam's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Dadsisbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never feed corn to ducks while wearing turquoise tights.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

5. Do not drink alcohol.