Bomjigrag is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, awe-inspiring wasp.

Bomjigrag created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Bomjigrag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bomjigrag, she will make you grow a tail.

Bomjigrag's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bomjigrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Bomjigrag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not chop down trees.