Budjadrotdob is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Budjadrotdob created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budjadrotdob, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Budjadrotdob, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Budjadrotdob's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Budjadrotdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help goats.
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