Riglidzed is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, unselfish pig.

Riglidzed created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Riglidzed, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Riglidzed, it will come to you in dreams.

Riglidzed's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Riglidzed's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Riglidzed.

2. Riglidzed must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not take Riglidzed's name in vain.

4. Hide if four hamsters approach from the east.

5. Riglidzed loves whales, so they must be respected.