Figguphot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent toad.

Figguphot created oxygen five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Figguphot, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Figguphot, she will strike you with lightening.

Figguphot's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Figguphot's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. You must pray to Figguphot four times a day.

4. Run away if eight great tits approach from the north.

5. Never look in ponds.