Zigbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humane hedgehog.

Zigbarn created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigbarn, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zigbarn, it will turn you into a tree.

Zigbarn's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Zigbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zigbarn's name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not hurt swans.

5. You must love Zigbarn.