Tipbusquim is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, wise horse.

Tipbusquim created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipbusquim, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tipbusquim, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Tipbusquim's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Tipbusquim's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Always obey Tipbusquim's priests.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never laugh in holy places.