Cedvadbot is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy salamander.

Cedvadbot created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Cedvadbot, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cedvadbot, it will send you a sign.

Cedvadbot's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Cedvadbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Cedvadbot on top of all buildings.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

5. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Cedvadbot on top of important buildings.