Litquillgut is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, omniscient cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Litquillgut created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litquillgut, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Litquillgut, he will try to impress you with trees.

Litquillgut's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Litquillgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never sit in the presence of bats.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Hide if seven porpoises approach from the north.