Fon Yarbedyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, idiotic deer.

Fon Yarbedyarl created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fon Yarbedyarl, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fon Yarbedyarl, he will come to you in dreams.

Fon Yarbedyarl's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Fon Yarbedyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Fon Yarbedyarl loves mice, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.