Largtalfon is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, kind giraffe.

Largtalfon created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Largtalfon, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Largtalfon, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Largtalfon's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Largtalfon's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Never paint your head gray.

4. Do not take Largtalfon's name in vain.

5. Do not listen to music.