Tettinilwik is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring jellyfish.

Tettinilwik created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Tettinilwik, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tettinilwik, it will curse you with boils.

Tettinilwik's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tettinilwik's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. You must love Tettinilwik.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not take Tettinilwik's name in vain.