Budgubzim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous hydra.

Budgubzim created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Budgubzim, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Budgubzim, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Budgubzim's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Budgubzim's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Budgubzim.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. You must pray to Budgubzim eight times a day.

4. Never talk about swans.

5. Always pray immersed in water.