Ragfedtail is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, humorless wyrm.

Ragfedtail created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragfedtail, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ragfedtail, he will turn you into a goat.

Ragfedtail's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Ragfedtail's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not kill tapirs.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.