Rillzigbab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish walrus.

Rillzigbab created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rillzigbab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rillzigbab, it will turn you into a duck.

Rillzigbab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Rillzigbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not speak about melons.