Begmobquam Bestzogyamxenflapnurflat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous goat.

Begmobquam Bestzogyamxenflapnurflat created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begmobquam Bestzogyamxenflapnurflat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Begmobquam Bestzogyamxenflapnurflat, it will turn you into a slug.

Begmobquam Bestzogyamxenflapnurflat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Begmobquam Bestzogyamxenflapnurflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never hurt eagles.

5. Never talk about stars.