Loghivortcabfodcamgum is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, omniscient dryad.

Loghivortcabfodcamgum created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Loghivortcabfodcamgum, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Loghivortcabfodcamgum, he will boil you in a big pot.

Loghivortcabfodcamgum's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Loghivortcabfodcamgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Loghivortcabfodcamgum must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never paint your arms gray.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.