Tarvildittimveenhabsaw is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, omniscient camel.

Tarvildittimveenhabsaw created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarvildittimveenhabsaw, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tarvildittimveenhabsaw, he will destroy your favourite star.

Tarvildittimveenhabsaw's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Tarvildittimveenhabsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never hurt pigs.

5. You must pray to Tarvildittimveenhabsaw eight times a day.