Hivgodsas is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unfair parrot.

Hivgodsas created humankind six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivgodsas, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hivgodsas, it will turn you into a dog.

Hivgodsas' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Hivgodsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snakes.

2. Run away if six manatees approach from the south.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Hivgodsas.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never think about black holes.