Dabpangtip is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome newt.

Dabpangtip created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabpangtip, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dabpangtip, he will have a low opinion of you.

Dabpangtip's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Dabpangtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Pray towards the west.