Sawrenbin is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, selfish fly.

Sawrenbin created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawrenbin, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sawrenbin, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sawrenbin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sawrenbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always help snails.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.