Sompasnat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, slow eagle.

Sompasnat created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Sompasnat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sompasnat, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sompasnat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sompasnat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Run away if nine nematodes approach from the north.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never eat green fruit.