Pidciphin Gepliptom Getdobrot is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pidciphin Gepliptom Getdobrot created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidciphin Gepliptom Getdobrot, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pidciphin Gepliptom Getdobrot, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pidciphin Gepliptom Getdobrot's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pidciphin Gepliptom Getdobrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Pidciphin Gepliptom Getdobrot's name in vain.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.