Bifrulyok is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, happy eagle.

Bifrulyok created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifrulyok, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bifrulyok, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bifrulyok's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bifrulyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink shoes.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Worship no other gods but Bifrulyok.