Benrulquafarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, overgenerous pigeon.

Benrulquafarp created silver nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benrulquafarp, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Benrulquafarp, it will turn you into a tree.

Benrulquafarp's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Benrulquafarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Always help sick shrews.