Quafquamlistgam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking swallow.

Quafquamlistgam created dark matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Quafquamlistgam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Quafquamlistgam, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Quafquamlistgam's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Quafquamlistgam's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Quafquamlistgam.

2. Quafquamlistgam must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.