Logtigtan is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, sage deer.

Logtigtan created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logtigtan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Logtigtan, she will not care at all.

Logtigtan's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Logtigtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always obey Logtigtan's priests.

3. Worship no other gods but Logtigtan.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.