Niltipdot is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, wise wren.

Niltipdot created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Niltipdot, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Niltipdot, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Niltipdot's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Niltipdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Never think ill of sick cats.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Niltipdot.

5. Always treat mites with great respect.