Gatdinditflishubgonzed is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome dragon.

Gatdinditflishubgonzed created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gatdinditflishubgonzed, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gatdinditflishubgonzed, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gatdinditflishubgonzed's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gatdinditflishubgonzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat peas.

2. Never feed coconuts to voles while wearing cyan shoes.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must pray to Gatdinditflishubgonzed four times a day.

5. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Gatdinditflishubgonzed on top of important buildings.