Largsidhug is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, unthinking turtle.

Largsidhug created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Largsidhug, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Largsidhug, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Largsidhug's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Largsidhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Never hurt dolphins.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Worship no other gods but Largsidhug.