Wodflywit is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unthinking cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Wodflywit created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodflywit, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wodflywit, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wodflywit's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Wodflywit's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Always help frogs.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.