Vinbafleg Fetdubzak is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, able chicken.

Vinbafleg Fetdubzak created the solar system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinbafleg Fetdubzak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vinbafleg Fetdubzak, she will send minions to preach to you.

Vinbafleg Fetdubzak's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Vinbafleg Fetdubzak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about seals.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.