Gamgepbeg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing centipede.

Gamgepbeg created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamgepbeg, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gamgepbeg, he will think nothing of it.

Gamgepbeg's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gamgepbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine moths approach from the north.

2. Do not hurt horses.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about moons.