Arpgovsis Genligbimsis is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-knowing butterfly.

Arpgovsis Genligbimsis created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Arpgovsis Genligbimsis, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Arpgovsis Genligbimsis, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Arpgovsis Genligbimsis' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Arpgovsis Genligbimsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Arpgovsis Genligbimsis loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.