Ontfarnyarrulcepbimgab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, dishonest frog.

Ontfarnyarrulcepbimgab created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Ontfarnyarrulcepbimgab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ontfarnyarrulcepbimgab, she will send minions to preach to you.

Ontfarnyarrulcepbimgab's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Ontfarnyarrulcepbimgab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect four iron sculptures of Ontfarnyarrulcepbimgab on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.